A Fish Called Wanda

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"Kala nimega Wanda" on 1988.aasta USA/UK film. Osades John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, Michael Palin jt.

Otto: [puts a bag over Archie's head] Hello, Mr. Burglar! Going somewhere? Thought you could rob Mr. Leach, eh? Well, I'm going to teach you a lesson!

[kicks him in the stomach]

Otto: He just happens to be a very good friend of mine!

Archie: Otto! Otto! Otto!

Otto: [comes back with a long-handled pan] And he's going to be very pleased with me to find you here, all tied up and ready for the police!

[knocks Archie out with a pan]

Otto: And don't call me "Otto." To you, I am "Mr..."

[stops, lifts bag, sees it's Archie, screams]

Otto: Oh, my God... Oh... Oh my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[pats Archie's face]

Otto: Please, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? Stupid jerk! I mean, what the fuck were you doing *robbing* your *own house?*

[kicks Archie in the stomach]

Otto: You asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English...!

[screams and recoils]

Otto: I'm sorry! I'm sorry. Uh... uh... yeah. [runs]

Archie: You make me feel free.

Wanda: Free?

Archie: Wanda, do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing, of saying to someone "Are you married?" and hearing "My wife left me this morning," or saying, uh, "Do you have children?" and being told they all burned to death on Wednesday. You see, Wanda, we'll all terrified of embarrassment. That's why we're so... dead. Most of my friends are dead, you know, we have these piles of corpses to dinner. But you're alive, God bless you, and I want to be, I'm so fed up with all this. I want to make love with you, Wanda. I'm a good lover - at least, used to be, back in the early 14th century. Can we go to bed?

Wanda: Yeah.

Otto: [practicing his apology] Oh, I'm so very, very, very ssssssssssss... FUCK YOU!

Archie: I Wendy- I Wanda- I wonder... (No, John Cleese on ka üks andekamaid näitlejaid, keda ma näinud olen... Ma lihtsalt naersin, kui ta ekraanil oli! Tõesti, selline humoooor! Miks ma küll naudin Inglise näitlejaid...?)

Wanda: Archie? Do you speak Italian?

Archie: I am Italian! Sono italiano in spirito. Ma ho sposato una donna che preferisce lavorare in giardino a fare l'amore appassionato. Uno sbaglio grande! But it's such an ugly language. How about... Russian?

Ken: Otto! You owe me a pou-p-pou...

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Kui ma praegu neid tsitaate lugesin, siis ma hakkasin lihtsalt naerma jälle.. No unbe-fuck-alieveable! Sellised "kogemata-filmile-sattumised" on üldjuhul väga head! Seda filmi võiks varsti jälle vaadata ja naerda. TÕSISELT! Praegu ei meenu ühtki igavat kohta, iga stseen oli mingil määral naljakas.. Isegi need, kus väiksed koerad ära tapeti... Jah, see kõlab väga imelikult, aga VAADAKE ja te saate aru... VÕIB-OLLA ! :D

Ja OTTO (Kevin Kline) laulis ühe stseenis "Volareeee, ooo-ooo..." VEEL NALJAKAM!

Ma veendun iga päevaga aina enam selles, et 80ndad oli maailmas hiilgeaeg... Annaksin nii palju, et seda ajastut reaalselt kogeda.. ohjah!